老婦人的新帽子 老婦人的新帽子 The old lady's new hat.  An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship 關鍵字排名holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. 一位年長的婦人站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子,就怕風591把帽子給吹跑了。A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know 辦公室出租that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 一位紳士走了過來,對她說:「原諒我,夫人,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙房屋貸款擺被風吹得老高老高的嗎?」"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 「是的,我知道」,婦設計裝潢人說:「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your 術後面膜privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. 「但是,夫人,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」,這位男士又襯衫非常誠懇的說。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years 小型辦公室old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" 婦人朝下望了望,然後抬起頭回答說:「先生,這下面任何您所看到的都已經有85年了,這頂濾桶帽子我昨天才剛買的!」 


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